#thank goodness i ain’t

[ceridescent]

watched don jon for this beautiful lady yesterday! scarlett is a very versatile actress and i admire her for it.  φ(ﾟ ωﾟ//）♡

[pettytiredandjewish]

I can’t believe that I have to say this but I guess I have to (since I keep seeing people say this kind of sick shit on different social media platforms)…

The I/P war is not a Palestine holocaust. Okay?! It’s not even close to a fucking holocaust. It’s a really horrible war in which innocent people from BOTH sides have sadly lost their lives. This WAR would not have happened if Hamas didn’t attack Israel and killed/kidnapped a whole bunch of innocent people (Israelis and non-Israelis)… did yall forget Hamas started this fucking war?? Not only that but other terrorist organizations also decided to jump in and join in on the war to wipe out all of Israel. These fuckers AKA Hamas doesn’t care about their civilians. It’s been proven multiple times that Hamas uses their civilians as human shields. Those who tried to fight back were killed by Hamas.

It’s not a Palestine holocaust. The holocaust AKA the Shoah happened during WW 2 when the nazies wanted to kill all of European Jews. (Because surprise- us Jews were blamed once again for every single problem that was happening around that time- kinda like how we are now being blamed for what’s currently happening… history does love to repeat itself- I wonder why). Jews were sent to ghettos and camps (work and death camps) all throughout Europe. A majority of them were brutally murdered by the nazies. Those who escaped and survived the shoah either went to Israel or fled to other countries like the USA or Canada. I was lucky that my great grandparents fled before WW2 (they left Germany due to anti Jewish hate crimes that was getting worse and worse…). But sadly my other family members did not leave Germany/Poland and were sent to the camps. Only a few survived.

So for the love of- just please stop comparing this war to the holocaust. Okay?! Because it’s not. Holy fucking shit some of yall need to know your history….

[toomuchdivergentformyneuro]

some random ignorant asshole: “you know you need to forgive your dad one day, he IS your dad after all”

me: *starts ravenously biting and beating the shit out of that person*

[yeyayeya]

The new changes to the uncensored TGCF revised version are 👀

[granlance]

"O you, who at the world's far-off end dwell, I know your wish—it is my wish as well.

"My own beloved is now gone from me, departed to a place I cannot reach.

"My old companions have left me behind, their faces faded into days gone by.

"Still to my breast I clutch this hopeless dream, a futile wish for us once more to meet.

"O you, who at the world's far-off end dwell, I know your wish—it is my wish as well.

"But ours are cold and endless winter days, warmed only by memories locked away."

[ovaryacted]

So, I just watched Gladiator II. Not gonna say anything too crazy about the movie, but just know I’m definitely writing for General Marcus Acacius but not for the reasons you think. Yes he’s sexy, yes he’s fine, but I’m doing this out of spite and for his redemption so yeah. Making my own plot and characterization. AND IDGAF! CAUSE THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN AND THIS IS THE BURDEN I MUST CARRY AS A CREATIVE! AND I WILL DO SO HAPPILY!

[teecupangel]

*Jumps through the window with a tea in hand* OK.. ok ok! I just read Desmond as Talia brother and now..... Desmond and Bruce! That's it! You will not tell me that Bruce looked at our crazy assassin and didn't have some sort of awakening! That's it! *puts the tea on the table and leaves through the sealing*

Here’s the Desmond is Talia’s twin brother idea for those curious.

Oh man, this could totally be part of the Desmond is Talia’s twin brother AU and Desmond is Bruce’s bisexual awakening. Hell, he might even try to shake it off and keep pushing the idea that he isn’t attracted to Desmond, he’s attracted to Talia and Desmond looks like Talia (it would be super funny if they were twins but Desmond still looks like Desmond and does not look that similar to Talia at all).

Talia noticed it, of course, and it’s just one more rivalry she has with her brother (which she’s winning!). Desmond isn’t blind, of course. He noticed that Bruce likes ‘like’ him but he ignores it because what else was he supposed to do in this situation? He has no interest in Bruce other than to see just how he would ‘grow up’ under the tutelage of the League of Assassins.

Until…

He became Batman.

And Desmond wasn’t going to lie. He found Batman hot in so many ways that really just showed just how fucked up the way he was raised… twice.

But Batman also annoys the hell out of him, most especially because of his no killing code so…

Desmond’s relationship with Bruce: Desmond is the kindest of the League members Bruce trained with and they have some kind of friendship.

Desmond’s relationship with Batman: Strained af. Reluctant allies most of the time but Batman spend most of his time trying to stop Desmond from killing a criminal. This usually ends in some kind of debate between them about just how much suffering and death a person needs to do for Batman to finally see they’re beyond saving and it even goes as far as Batman challenging the three tenets of Desmond’s Creed (which is slowly making its way to the League). Jokes on him because he still has the Bleeds’ memories of questioning the Creed and its tenets so Desmond doesn’t mind.

Of course, this does turn into some sort of weird love… tripod with Bruce in the middle and Talia, Desmond and Catwoman.

You know what would be funny? If Desmond doesn’t want to be part of any romantic entanglement and he knows his attraction to both Bruce (emotional) and Batman (physical) is dangerous but being Talia’s brother means he has the obligation not to suppport their relationship so he could annoy Talia so he goes “I ship Batman with Catwoman” even when he doesn’t really care.

Catwoman, on the other hand, finds Batman’s ‘romantic’ entanglement with the twins funny and ships Batman with Desmond because Desmond is nice to her (as one of the few rogue galleries that aren’t exactly in need of being assassinated. Plus,, she sees Desmond’s magpie tendencies as a kind of kinship with him).

Talia ships herself with Batman, of course, and the fact that there seemed to be some attraction between Batman and her brother is… more or less giving her complicated feelings.

Among the BatFamily, Jason is absolutely shipping Desmond with Bruce/Batman. Damien is torn between wanting his parents to find some common ground (and maybe more) and by the fact that he wants his uncle to be happy. The others want no part of it and just want to see the drama unfold while being worried about the damage it’ll have on Bruce if it does unfold.

Cass is raised by Desmond in this one so she may or may not be part of the Batfamily. Regardless, she would want her baba to be happy but… does it really have to be Batman?

[twistedappletree]

paid a $130 application fee for the house i wanted to rent just for the owner to turn around and say “ooooops never mind, i don’t want to rent it anymore” then took it off the market. meanwhile, the agent was like “oh well he might put it back on the market in a few weeks” …….and that helps me how??????

i’m so fucking glad you all have time to screw around and play with other peoples lives like we’re your fucking barbies but i don’t have the capacity or the patience for your bullshit. i’m so fucking done with landlords, i swear on my life they’re not human

[buildoblivion]

highlight of doccy who proms was watching rtd cheerfully clap along to ‘always a twist at the end’ while moffat sat there with his arms crossed like a slightly disgruntled uncle at christmas lunch

[ssreeder]

Is Bato a therapist?

haha if he, is he’s not a very good one, ,, sorry bato I love you. But I think Bato is just doing his best to help the boys given the horrible situation they’re in… but he shares a lot of opinions on things and is very emotionally invested in the boys relationship so sometimes I feel like he projects onto them a bit, so no I wouldn’t call him a therapist, but a very caring uncle figure whose here to lend advice maybe?

*shrugs*

I think Jee thinks he is a therapist though.

[impossible-rat-babies]

I wonder if the scion split is gonna be friendly competition bc I dunno if eyrie is gonna take it well otherwise

[kcciny]

Fuck curses (literally)

[skoulsons]

the father-daughter relationships where they start off pointing their weapons at each other not liking the other to literally flying home together in the span of like…two days. or less. no but really. I’m dying over here.

[mutalune]

hey siri how do I stop feeling gutwrenchingly anxious in the guilt way for using the treatment methods available to me to not be in constant misery

[nraqi]

exforce ramble

exforce fic draft where another human of the mbop finds skippy and becomes (temporary) captain of the flying dutchman and then!!! perhaps one or two books later (i’ve really forgotten when humanity starts seriously “fighting” w the rotten kitties, i need to do a re-skim) a maxholx!bishop is either taken prisoner by the merry band of pirates OR willingly gets rid of his implants (sci-fi magic i’ll make it up later) and joins the crew to help ^_^

personallyy i want to go with the originally imprisoned, and then he slowly warms up to the crew and the crew starts warming up to him. i don’t know i can’t think of many logical arguments why a maxholx would willingly jump on ship w a bunch of filthy monkeys without that classic y/n excuse of “they’re just different and special 😌” So. my google docs and i shall see !! i just think it’d be cute to look deeper into parallel (right word/phrase ?) cat / maxholx habits,,, i wonder if they purr,,,

[in-a-tizzy]

IT HAPPENED

I MET THE WONDERFUL VOICE OF OUR FAVORITE FELINE!!! He was so nice even tho i was so awkward and starstruck during the whole interaction. Like, i’m STILL buzzing even after getting home hours after it happened.

My friend is going the third day and i can’t so she’s gonna get my Funko Pop signed for me (which god bless her, like imma pay her back of course but still 🙏 if you’re reading this girl, ily)

ANYWHO ENOUGH JIBBER JABBER (if you even read all of it)-